Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the motherfucking podcast.

It is Newly Barrett!

Yeah!

Yay!

Oh!

Hello, I'm Jamie Lang.

And I'm Sophie Lang.

And now we're Newley Parish!

Oh, yeah, we are, baby. Man, oh man, oh man.

We, oh my, me. I'm just going to let everyone know this is our very, very, very first episode of

newly parents. Because we are new parents. And I bet you guys thought we weren't going to come back.

I bet you thought that this was never going to happen. I bet you thought my Mondays are ruined for the rest of my life. I would bet you thought, hell no, what am I going to do? Mondays? No, Sunday blues, because there's no Sovian Jamie on a Monday. We heard you and we came in. Can we just say, and I'm going to say this down the camera, and you are too, honey, we fricking missed you. We missed you guys. We have so much to catch up on. I mean, we had a baby. He's upstairs. By the way, just let everyone know, we actually are recording at our home. So if you hear a little bit of drilling or you hear a little bit of something going on, turns out there's renovations around the place, but we're

recording at home a little bit easier because we got Ziggy upstairs and we don't really want to be

away from him. And truth be told, you should still be on paternity leave, paternity, maternity leave,

but I've dragged you back to work. Get back in there, Sophie. Back to work.

So that's why we're doing it in our home. But we are back and we are so excited.

I am really excited. I'm really excited. And we're ready to roll.

We're ready to rumble, ready to roll. Look, I'm just going to caveat as well before we even start this. Okay. I can't bear what you're about to say. I'm tired and I got a sore tooth. He's tired and he's got a sore tooth. And when Jamie's tired, he looks like weirdly at you and he'll make you feel uncomfortable. And I don't know if anyone, the team in the room noticed's, but he looks at you like there's something

on your face. Like, are you not going to say something? And I'm like, mate, it's you who's tired and sketchy and weird right now. It's not me. I'm good. I slats. I have the soarest tooth in the world. Don't roll your eyes at me. I have the soreest tooth in the world. I'm so sick to death at this sore tooth.

Every night of the last few nights have been woken up

when our baby is deceiving,

my two years. sore as tooth in the world. I'm so sick to death at this sore tooth. Every night, the last few nights, have been woken up when our baby is sleeping, my tooth hurts, can you just stroke my tooth? Yeah, I really need you to stroke my teeth because it's really sore. Get a grip. How many times do you complain about your back? My back is so sore. What do I do? Massage it. No, you canroar gun on this. You go, oh, I'm tired. Get a grip.

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