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Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 23 August 2022

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

This week Kim Bertrand from the internet and from the television show Lost joins us to witness a police officer suffering on facebook after being spurned by his favorite n-word user, Morgan Wallen

Also, pagan conservatives are ready to separate themselves from their liberal sistren, who care just a little too much about the environment and reproductive rights.

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Music:

Morgan Wallen & Lil Durk - Broadway Girls

Pentagram - Be Forewarned

Transcript

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0:00.0	The Liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array.
0:07.0	Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoia today.
0:11.0	So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
0:18.0	It's not beautiful when you go across that border but stay tuned guys and show
0:22.5	exactly what we're showing exactly what it looks like when they're
0:27.6	I'm just going to get there all there in bar and told us stay tuned
0:32.9	I'm Alexander Edward and I'm Tony Boswell.
0:38.4	And we're a Minion Death Cult.
0:39.9	The world is ending.
0:42.3	Neo-Pagans making traditionalists and reconstructionists grouchy are responsible.
0:50.1	And we're documenting it.
0:52.8	What's up, everybody?
0:53.9	It's Minion DeathCult.
0:55.0	It's your episode for the week.
0:56.0	Thank you so much for tuning in.
0:58.0	We have a wonderful guest here today.
1:00.8	We have Kimberly Bertrand,
1:02.9	a stand-comedian shit poster on Facebook and Instagram,
1:08.5	formerly of the TV show Lost.
1:11.7	That's right.
1:12.3	I was on Lost.
1:13.6	I was dead body number four in the pilot.
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