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Farmer Jays, Moorish, Mac and Greens field tray,

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Let me tell you the definition of pain.

I've lost people dear to me, watched my future slip out of reach from a pit of failure,

but none of that holds a candle to being kicked squarely in the pancreas by a guy going record

speeds in a rolling chair. My name's Evelyn Famichanan,

and the fact that my middle and last initial spell out FM is almost a little too fitting,

considering I've been working as a radio DJ for a couple of months now.

I sit up here, 50 or so feet off the ground,

and an old repurposed firewatched hour, kept company by Rolling Green Mountains,

calls from small town folk, and a guy named Dan who can just barely beat me in a game of

office chair jousting. From my spot on the floor,

doubled over with the two, at least two, of the chairwills still spinning while sticking up in the air.

I could see a pair of heavy black boots step in through the broadcast room doorway.

I had met this person before, and perhaps you'd remember him?

Finn was a former member of an ever shrinking police force in this podunk shit heap.

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