Hello,

And it's Tony Adam put through by Steve Ball

Would you believe it?

That sums it all up.

Hello, I'm Alan Davis.

You're listening to the Tuesday Club

This is the Arsenal podcast

And I've got Keith Dover with me this afternoon. How are you, Keith?

I'm very well, Alan. I've been to the gym. I've done my yoga class. I've done my gym routine.

And I'm now thinking of taking up, and I'm going to ask you whether I should do this or not, Samurai Sword Training.

Definitely. Definitely do the samurai sword thing. Definitely. And Tyapapoona is here. Taya Pupuna is returned to the

Tuesday Club after a lengthy absence. I like to think of it as a mortiery from 2011, but was

yet to find out whether it's in fact...

Oh, you're on loan? It's a short term?

No. No. It's either a triumphal return like Tieri, or it's going to be a sort of postseason,

an end-of-career kind of cameo like a Stephen Lichtensteiner or something.

What's his name? His name Lichtenstiner? Stephen Lichtensteiner or something. What's his name? Lichtensteiner? Stephen Lichtensteiner or something. That sums up. That sums up his contribution to the Arsenal. And also the contribution of whatever that bloke's name, Roel with a little Black Book of Contacts. Oh, yeah. We bought an absolute show. Which I'm sure we'll come back to I was just thinking actually Nickensteiner who was Lichtensteiner It was the Swiss right back we brought in He could barely walk up and down Every joint of his had seized up like an ex-player It was an ex-player He should have been in the over 35s league It's just when in Geneva. It reminds me of the young Frankenstein.

You know, it's not Liechtenstein or it's Lichtenstein.

We started off by signing an ex-player to play for Arsenal.

I was actually trying to think, actually, when the first time, without revealing your age,

had we done your, when did we, when was your 50th, Keith?

When was the Everton game?

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