We’re All Gonna Die Episode 67

IDIOT with Laura Clery

Laura Clery & Studio71

Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 963 Ratings

🗓️ 19 October 2023

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

We've got it all today: creepy morgue stories, bizarre deaths in backyard shenanigans, and even some good old-fashioned paranormal encounters. Lauren the Mortician is on the show to share what it was like growing up in a funeral home and how her life revolves around death. We’ll cover mortuary glam, insane death calls, and the best ways to avoid dying. Finding Laura Clery: Website: thelauraclerypodcast.com Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -00:00 Welcome Lauren the Mortician to the show -1:00 Lauren’s first experience at a funeral home -3:15 Dead bodies = normal day -5:05 What’s a death call? -7:33 The scariest situation Lauren has ever been in -8:28 Best way to avoid death -10:30 Why we dissociate -11:33 Ghost stories -17:17 What happens after death -19:45 Motherhood as a mortician -22:10 Child safety: toys to avoid -23:00 Neuro-spicy? -25:00 Gratitude for life -33:47 How to trick your kids -36:40 What happens when you’re struck by lightning -38:00 Cremation vs. burial -40:00 Human composting -42:30 Someone get therapy for the ghosts -46:00 Monthly breast cancer checks -50:00 Find her everywhere @lauren.the.mortician Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Yeah, we're doing it.
0:02.0	Oh my God, we're doing it.
0:04.0	Oh my goodness.
0:06.0	No way, don't you know?
0:08.0	Oh my gosh.
0:09.0	Wow, here we are.
0:10.0	Wow, we're doing it.
0:12.0	Guys, welcome to Idiot Podcast.
0:16.0	Oh my goodness.
0:18.0	Oh my goodness.
0:19.0	Oh my goodness, I'm here with fellow Midwesterner Lauren the Mortician that's what you go by Lauren the
0:25.9	mortician yeah that's what I've been what because you're what a mortician
0:29.7	I'm glad you reached out.
0:32.5	Yeah, I'm so glad that this worked out.
0:34.4	Yeah, you emailed me like, hey, do you want to talk about dead people on your
0:37.5	podcasts?
0:38.4	And I'm like, okay.
0:39.4	Immediately, yes, immediately, yes, I do.
0:42.2	Yes, I do. Yes, I do.
0:43.0	And why are you a mortician?
0:46.0	You know, I, so...
0:48.0	It's a long story, but I grew up in a funeral home.
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