We’re All Gonna Die Episode 67
Idiot
Laura Clery & Studio71
4.8 • 911 Ratings
🗓️ 19 October 2023
⏱️ 51 minutes
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Summary
We've got it all today: creepy morgue stories, bizarre deaths in backyard shenanigans, and even some good old-fashioned paranormal encounters. Lauren the Mortician is on the show to share what it was like growing up in a funeral home and how her life revolves around death. We’ll cover mortuary glam, insane death calls, and the best ways to avoid dying.
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Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 Welcome Lauren the Mortician to the show
-1:00 Lauren’s first experience at a funeral home
-3:15 Dead bodies = normal day
-5:05 What’s a death call?
-7:33 The scariest situation Lauren has ever been in
-8:28 Best way to avoid death
-10:30 Why we dissociate
-11:33 Ghost stories
-17:17 What happens after death
-19:45 Motherhood as a mortician
-22:10 Child safety: toys to avoid
-23:00 Neuro-spicy?
-25:00 Gratitude for life
-33:47 How to trick your kids
-36:40 What happens when you’re struck by lightning
-38:00 Cremation vs. burial
-40:00 Human composting
-42:30 Someone get therapy for the ghosts
-46:00 Monthly breast cancer checks
-50:00 Find her everywhere @lauren.the.mortician
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Yeah, we're doing it. |
| 0:02.0 | Oh my God, we're doing it. |
| 0:04.0 | Oh my goodness. |
| 0:06.0 | No way, don't you know? |
| 0:08.0 | Oh my gosh. |
| 0:09.0 | Wow, here we are. |
| 0:10.0 | Wow, we're doing it. |
| 0:12.0 | Guys, welcome to Idiot Podcast. |
| 0:16.0 | Oh my goodness. |
| 0:18.0 | Oh my goodness. |
| 0:19.0 | Oh my goodness, I'm here with fellow Midwesterner Lauren the Mortician that's what you go by Lauren the |
| 0:25.9 | mortician yeah that's what I've been what because you're what a mortician |
| 0:29.7 | I'm glad you reached out. |
| 0:32.5 | Yeah, I'm so glad that this worked out. |
| 0:34.4 | Yeah, you emailed me like, hey, do you want to talk about dead people on your |
| 0:37.5 | podcasts? |
| 0:38.4 | And I'm like, okay. |
| 0:39.4 | Immediately, yes, immediately, yes, I do. |
| 0:42.2 | Yes, I do. Yes, I do. |
| 0:43.0 | And why are you a mortician? |
| 0:46.0 | You know, I, so... |
| 0:48.0 | It's a long story, but I grew up in a funeral home. |
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