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Chris, let's reveal to everyone how the sausage is actually made.

Even though this is what we call the pre-intro,

because it is pre-introduction music.

Which we usually do, don't we?

Because our stars catcher and Laura and whoever else

usually have a finite capacity for our drivel

and therefore don't want to sit through us recording this bit

whilst they're waiting to do their bit.

And so we do it at the end.

Well, we won't this time because the problem is that in the recent past

you were actually late getting into the studio,

so we actually started without you.

So what people are going to listen to is the podcast

but starting without you and then you appear.

Even though they've just heard you now.

Yeah, and it means I'm going to have to listen to the film.

How long were you talking before I turned up?

This is like a dominant Cummings blog, this level of complexity now, isn't it?

Which we'll talk more of a non.

One other announcement, you may have seen media reports

since confirmed by the BBC.

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