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The Commercial Break

We're A Closed Quad!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

53.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2023

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

There are so many ways to have a relationship. Poly is just one of them. But one Poly family calls themselves a "Closed Quad" prompting TCB to take a deeper look. Turns out the "Closed Quad" won't tell their children whose father is who....we smell a Maury appearance. Bryan and Krissy are reading a lot about hot teachers sleeping with students Is sleeping with the "professor" still a thing? Teacher of The Year turns out not to be so good at her job MILF Manor is a show you can watch...if you can stomach it Seeking Brother Husband is a new TCB show and Bryan is stoked TCB is starting a new TV show named "Multiple Manor" TLC is Bryan's channel. We all think less of him for it Closed Quad is non-open Poly foursome Bryan is in a closed couple...so don't even ask! The closed quad won't tell their kids who father is who The gang wonders what happens the quad breaks up Are sleepovers over? Why can't Barrett know who his daddy is?!! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

I believe that you have skills that you've learned and God's shown you said tell us how

0:05.7

do we deal with this?

0:06.7

Well, first of all, you have to boldly acknowledge their existence.

0:09.8

Okay, you got to get away from this long pointing nose, you know, green face, Wizard of

0:14.1

Oz flying around in a broom idea.

0:17.0

Witches are reality.

0:18.0

Matter of fact, our public school system is hiring full blown well-known witches at an alarming

0:23.5

rate.

0:28.3

In this episode of the commercial break, we're probably immersed now.

0:32.6

We're in a closed quad.

0:33.6

A closed quad.

0:34.6

We're going to learn some new children.

0:37.6

I know.

0:38.6

Okay, I'm jumping on board this train because when you have a, when you can just say,

0:42.2

it's my wife Astrid, we're in a closed quad.

0:46.0

We're in a closed octoplet.

0:47.6

What do you think about that?

0:50.8

We're a closed couple.

0:51.8

That's what I say when I go somewhere.

0:52.9

I'm like, this is my wife Astrid and we're a closed couple.

0:55.7

Don't even try.

0:57.5

The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

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