Oh, this will be hilarious.

Truex won a race or a pole or something,

but they've delivered a lawnmower to our property.

And we covered it in paintball.

We shot it like 300 times with paintball guns.

And he was not happy with us.

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This is the most fun I've had in this chair

in the last hour and a half.

I don't know if we've ever argued.

Did I piss you off over the weekend?

I'm still sour that I wasn't the best man at your wedding.

Who was your best man, Dale? T.J. T.J. You don't need a cool best for that race? What are you thinking? Get them, T.J. Hellway is starting a show. All right then. Hey, everybody. It's time again for another Dale Jr. download. and I'm Dale Jr. with me as my co-host, TJ Majors. How's it going, TJ? It's going good. Glad to be back for some Christmas cheer, I guess. I recommend. When is this air? Today. So we're wearing a Christmas, ugly Christmas sweaters. early before Thanksgiving it feels weird

but the merch

our merch stuff

will come on sale

on Tuesday

all right so let's tell

everybody what we got here

I have

who came up with this

Evan maybe

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