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🗓️ 4 December 2025
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| 0:00.0 | We are going to play NBA start bench cuts. |
| 0:03.0 | We're going to see a series of three players. We get to decide who to start, who to bench, and who to cut. But we will not be deciding. Chat, you guys will be deciding. We will be doing a series of polls where I'll send it in the chat and I'll pin it so you guys can keep going to it. We are going to do a poll where you guys can rank the options one through three and we will see what you guys think. Yeah, buddy. |
| 0:22.0 | I don't trust chat, man. |
| 0:23.6 | I don't trust these crown eaters. with poll where you guys can rank the options one through three and we will see what you guys think. |
| 0:20.8 | Yeah, buddy. |
| 0:22.0 | I don't trust chat, man. |
| 0:37.8 | I don't trust these crown eaters. This is not their strong suit necessarily, man. So we're starting off with KG, Kyrie Irving, and Dwight Howard as the first one. And on this poll, I'm going to say, we're not doing it through YouTube. I'm going to send a link in the chat that you guys are going to go to and keep refreshing. |
| 0:59.3 | On this link, you'll be able to order it one through three to decide to order so we're just doing all the start bench cut in one go okay yeah so starting it now i'm going to send the link in the chat you guys go here i'll pin it for you guys tell us what you think what do you think they're going to do for this first one this is obvious I saw that line up right there and I thought of an answer within like two seconds bro there is a polar bear in Arlington right now any screaming roaring |
| 1:05.1 | bro to be cut so well we can vote too we'll do one of many but we can give ourselves a vote. Who are we doing first? Just like that. Don't do anything. Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're cutting Dwight? I don't think, I think he had a crown to get her moment. Cut is number three. No, never mind. It's worse. We are going to outvote you. We are benched and Dwight. We are benched Dwight very easily and we're cutting this shit out of Kyrie. Sorry, Kyrie. Sorry, man. Now, let's view the results. So far, through 49 seconds, KG is winning number one to be started with a resounding blowout. Okay. 94 votes so far. They are, listen, Kyrie versus Dwight, it's kind of close. Why is it close? We're cutting the most skilled player of all time? A lot of these guys were born in 2012, 2013. What are we doing right now? Listen, man, 56 points right now for Dwight, 45 for Kyrie, refresh, 759. You guys are still staying around the same ratio. Could you either you, like, build up a real case and argument for Kyrie? Fuck no. No, I can't, no. I mean, if I had to put my mind in the body of, I would say being a guard is more important in the modern NBA than a big. You can't run offense through a big. You can't run offense through a guard. That's legit. Nothing is more important than a bucket. Offense is more important than defense. You got to be talking to an idiot. You can't play Kyrie off the floor offensively. You got the right idiot. You got the right idiot. Who you want to take the last shot? |
| 2:35.3 | Nothing more important than taking the last shot. |
| 2:37.1 | Buckets, buckets, buckets. |
| 2:48.0 | But that being said, obviously, Dwight. Dwight Howard had Michael Peters taking the last shot. Give me Kyrie. And it is close. We're here now. I keep refreshing. We're at 73 points to 68 points. Tyree, let's go. Come on. Y'all don't do this. |
| 2:53.4 | I don't know if anybody wants to, you know, like, adhere to the argument I just laid out for a very smart fan. |
| 2:52.3 | But, you know, like, adhere to the argument I just laid out for a very smart fan. |
| 3:06.3 | But, you know, you guys have about 10 seconds left to try to catch Kyrie up. Oh, you're really not my five points. This is Loki and goes. Yo, what would Kyrie's legacy be without that championship in 2016? Let's have a conversation here. Ooh. let's have a real conversation here. |
| 3:07.4 | What would, really what would Dwight Howard's legacy be |
| 3:08.8 | if his back didn't give out on him |
| 3:09.8 | in the square middle was prime? |
| 3:10.9 | What would Dwight Howard's legacy be if his back and give out on him, the square middle was prime? What would Dwight Howard's the legacy be if he didn't have all those DPOIs? Oh my God. All those DPOIs. Do 75 to 74. They're making it close. Now, now we're just taking away important parts of the resume. Take away one important part. let's see who's Hey, Kyrie High is standing up y'all we have 140 votes oh my god it's tied now |
| 3:27.3 | are y'all |
| 3:27.8 | doing this for the taking away important parts of the resume. Take away one important part. Let's see who's A, Kyrie Haid is standing up, y'all. We have 140 votes. Oh my God, it's tied now. Are y'all |
| 3:27.8 | doing this for the meme at this point? Or do y'all just want to see a comeback. Please. I almost stopped it 20 seconds ago, but I got to give them a chance. We can come back. The future of America is bleak. |
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