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All right, Nintendo of America.

We have some great games lined up for 2006, chief among them.

This one, there's a lot of hype for in Japan.

I think the American audience is really going to respond to it. Mother three. Yeah, I think it's time. The American audience is ready

for a game with adult themes and not just a, you know, silly characters, like jumping

around, doing crazy stuff kind of game. They're ready for grounded characters in a human story.

And I just want to say, like, I'm really happy that you guys put me in charge of translation.

For those you don't know me or recognize me from the Department of Translation, my name is Douggett.

Yeah, hi, Douggett. Hi, Dougette. Hi, Dougette. You introduce yourself

every meeting. You don't need to say hi to yourself. Any, what?

You just don't need to say hi to yourself. Oh, okay. Goodbye, Doug yet. No, you don't

need to do that either. Oh, okay. Sorry, please continue. What? I just want to say,

thank you so much for putting me in charge of the translation.

There has been an issue.

So I deleted everything.

The North American release of Mother 3 has been completely erased.

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