We Paid Fiverr Musicians $10,000 to Make DUMB Music

Cold Ones

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 November 2025

⏱️ 39 minutes

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What happens when you throw $10,000 at Fiverr musicians and ask them to make the silliest, dumbest music possible? Chaos, creativity, and a lot of laughs! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Huh, have you ever wondered what a sandwich sounds like?
0:04.0	Not much to it, is there?
0:06.0	Unless, of course, it's a Walker's sandwich.
0:11.0	Mmm, that is good.
0:13.0	Now that's what Asani should sound like.
0:15.0	Go all crisp in with walkers.
0:18.0	Delicious.
0:20.0	Good evening, everyone.
0:20.9	Welcome to another episode of cold ones.
0:25.3	Is that fucking a strong one shirt?
0:27.7	How the fuck was this video made?
0:29.4	That went absolutely hard.
0:35.8	Hello, everyone.
0:38.3	Welcome to another video. Today, we're going to be a film another five video but with a twist.
0:42.3	What are we doing?
0:43.3	We're looking for a variety of musicians who are going to perform our drunken lyrics.
0:47.3	We're going to type them up on the spot while drinking.
0:49.3	What do you search? That doesn't look like a real search.
0:51.3	Search musician.
0:52.3	The musician.
0:53.3	I will write a song for you.
0:58.8	Premium service.
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