We Paid An Etsy Witch To Draw Our Future Husbands

Blabbermouths

Betches Media

Society & Culture, Relationships, Comedy

3.1 • 963 Ratings

🗓️ 19 July 2025

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Eleni kicks off the episode with a “harrowing” tale of lost apartment keys and midnight uber excursions while Will fills us in on his stint helping the NYC Sanitation department clean the mean streets of NYC. The new Justin Bieber album SWAG surprised fans last Friday and our resident Belieber, Eleni, and Billboard aficionado, Will, are ready to discuss if the album was a hit or a flop. The hosts also discuss the recent JoJo Siwa cover of ‘Bette Davis Eyes’ and the internet rumors swirling that her new relationship with Chris Hughes has her leaning more as a trad wife than a queer icon. Eleni surprises Will with a reading from an Etsy which, and the two get some insight into what their future spouse will look like along with some of their more desirable traits. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:30.7	i'm will and welcome to blabber mouths how are we back again our 14th episode?
0:41.9	I have some feedback from my mother.
0:44.0	She said that.
0:44.5	Stella.
0:45.0	Yeah, Stella said that one.
0:47.2	She's upset that the only shout-up that she got was about the divorce that traumatized me.
0:51.7	I had nothing to do with.
0:52.7	Yeah.
0:53.3	She would like me to say some nice things about her.
0:55.1	Okay.
0:55.7	And then her feedback for us is we're talking too much about money, that we're talking too
0:59.8	much about how poor we are.
1:01.3	And I was like, if you...
1:02.2	We're poor.
1:03.9	If you lived in New York City, it would be all you talked about too.
1:07.1	Yeah.
1:07.4	I'm constantly thinking about, where's my next meal?
1:10.4	Yeah. I'm constantly thinking about where's my next meal? Yeah. She said to give it a rest.
1:11.8	Oh, well, I mean.
1:12.8	It was more at me than you.
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