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We Ordered a Pizza and Interviewed the Delivery Girl

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Banter

Comedy

4.99.1K Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2023

⏱️ 39 minutes

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0:00.0

Hello guys, welcome to another episode of the banter podcast. I'm here today with George not found. Hello also known as Jorge no in contrato. See and Carl Jacobs also known as Carlos Hacobo. See Carlos Hacobo. Let's do

0:14.6

ordering pizza ordering pizza to start it.

0:21.6

Okay, let's get to you want to get the big New Yorker. I think we have to. What is it? If there's all is on it, I don't like it.

0:30.2

I was curious if we can get delivery for a New Yorker pizza. Wait, what's on the New Yorker pizza?

0:41.5

Just double pepperoni. Oh, okay, that works. I have the phone number right here. Ready?

0:49.0

Yes, the address is. Yeah, just the New Yorker can get the bread sticks to and wake we get bread sticks.

0:58.0

Also, do they have a dessert pizza? I guess I'm not going to eat that much of it. That'll do me. I don't do donkey. Thank you. Bye.

1:09.2

Ladies and gentlemen, that was us ordering a pizza and what you didn't know is our plan is the whenever the pizza delivery driver gets here,

1:15.8

that we're going to interview them on the podcast. They're going to be sitting right here. If they're willing, of course, if they're willing,

1:21.7

and we will be bribing them, even if they're not, look, they're going to be here. We're going to be offering them some moochos,

1:26.7

deneros to come over and sit on the podcast. What? If we can have for five minutes, it's going to be a little quick interview of the pizza person.

1:34.8

But in the meantime, that's pretty funny. So while we're waiting for the pizza delivery person, let's do a draft of pizza toppings.

1:43.8

Okay. In my notebook, it says three each by saying we do four each and I get first pick.

1:51.7

So first pick over there. Yeah. I think we know it makes sense. I don't get to have the nice comforts. They next to someone. So I get the first pick.

1:59.7

Okay. First pick.

2:01.7

June 16th at the Durham Performing Arts Center. Artwork is being made. Bans are long.

2:11.7

Well, the first pick in the draft, it really came down to options for me. But then I realized cheese isn't a topping.

2:17.7

It's not a topping. Cheese is on its own is a topping. We can count that because people order a cheese pizza. That's not a topping. That would be a pizza with no toppings. Go in.

2:35.7

So with my first topping, I'm taking pepperoni. I feel like it's the all star. Everyone goes pepperoni. Everyone likes pepperoni. It's simple. It gets 30 points of game and you're happy with it.

2:47.7

30 points of game. You're thinking of scoring something along with pepperoni. It's pretty good. Pepperoni is just it's the goat.

2:54.7

Yeah. So that's my time. Yeah. I think if I I would usually go with a pepperoni, I'm not gonna lie. Okay. And we have done today. But it's a double pepperoni, which I don't know if that's.

3:04.7

That you can't you can't even say double pepperoni. Well, you can't. That's not a lot of places have double pepperoni. That is a topic. I took pepperoni. That's fine. Also, why are we doing four? You think we can come up with 12 toppings? Yeah, I think so. All right. Well, I think I'm going to go with. Do you guys. I don't know what if it's.

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