We meet the guy who runs SiriusXM's Christmas channel!

Dear Albie

Cloud10

Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Relationships

4.8 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2019

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

We're joined by special guest Human Numan, who runs SiriusXM's "Holiday Traditions" channel. We talk Christmas songs, caroling, and then get weird with listener questions about discovering a vibrator, family holiday celebrations, and when to tell your kids Santa isn't real. Send in your mailbag questions! DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I just found out my married son had an affair and the woman may be pregnant.
0:08.0	Like when I drive to work, I see my napples.
0:11.0	I breastfed all my children at the same time, I also breastfed my husband.
0:15.1	What?
0:16.1	And then all of a sudden, this thought creeps into my head.
0:18.5	What if I teleport to the roof?
0:19.5	You guys want to talk about boobs for a quick second?
0:21.5	We're going to get into some ghost stories and stuff like that.
0:23.4	But, Lauren, I posted a picture of you as a penis.
0:26.5	I am not a friend of.
0:27.5	I am that housewife maybe.
0:29.1	I am housewife.
0:30.1	I just don't see you reason for me to listen to your podcast.
0:33.1	All right.
0:34.1	Uh, needless to say, we wind up having sex.
0:36.8	Whoa!
0:37.8	Oh, big!
0:39.0	I think my life without television would have been drastically different.
0:42.4	Sex in a car is probably something you're not that great at.
0:44.5	I was great at that, actually.
0:46.1	Rich Rock-Hilly is not hairy.
0:47.7	I will say this.
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