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The Longest Shortest Time

Hillary Frank | QCODE

Health & Fitness, Sexuality, Parenting, Kids & Family

4.8 • 4.2K Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2019

⏱️ 43 minutes

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A baby picked up by the police, the joy and terror of kale, and talking birth control in front of your dad. Three little treasures that we’ve been dying to share with you! This episode contains some uncensored curse words. To join the conversation, go to longestshortesttime.com! Sign up for our newsletter. Follow us on Instagram. This episode is brought to you by Pinna, Fetch Rewards (code: LONGSHORT), Teen Counseling, Pillsbury Crescent Rolls, and Lutron Caseta Smart Lighting.

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0:00.0	Hey, heads up in case you're listening with kids. One of the guests in this episode curses
0:10.0	like a sailor. Fun fact, he's an actual sailor, so he's earned it. Okay, here's the show.
0:17.2	Debbie had just gotten off her shift. She was a police officer in Louisville, Kentucky,
0:22.3	and she was finally driving home. It was a little after midnight. Super foggy.
0:28.4	I'll look up and I see something going on in the median and the intersection. I thought
0:32.8	it was a wreck. I pulled up to it and it turned out that one of our local sheriffs had actually
0:39.0	been attempting to make an arrest, and they were fighting in the median. I noticed that
0:45.3	the prisoner, or the, going to be a prisoner, actually had one handcuff on. That's a very
0:51.8	dangerous situation for officers if they're slinging that handcuff around. It can be pretty
0:56.9	deadly if it hits you. So I jumped out of the car real quick and helped him finish handcuff
1:01.8	and the guy. There was another problem though. The sheriff's car didn't have a barrier between
1:08.6	the front and back seats. Patrolling wasn't part of the sheriff's normal duties. He just happened
1:13.5	to catch this guy drinking and driving. But Debbie did have a patrol car, so even though she was off
1:19.0	duty, she said she'd drive the prisoner to the police station. She put him in her car, then went
1:24.6	back to check on the sheriff. And all of a sudden, just the weirdest sound out of the darkness,
1:29.0	out of this fog, you hear this baby crying. Wait on top of everything, did Debbie need to rescue a baby?
1:37.9	Nope, it was Debbie's baby crying in the front passenger seat of her car. This was 1984, and back then,
1:45.8	it was legal, even common to put your car seat up front. So I started towards the car and when I got
1:51.6	to the car, this guy who had been fighting and spitting and yelling and just, you know, been crazy,
1:58.6	was leaned up his forehead against the shield and he was crying and he was saying, it's okay, baby,
2:05.7	stop crying. It was so comical. So she just reduced him to mush.
2:14.9	This is the longest shortest time. I'm Hillary Frank and that baby, she's all grown up now.
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