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Cold Ones

We Made Pop Culture Drinks Alcoholic and Tried the WEIRDEST Alcohol Bottles

Cold Ones

Cold Ones

Comedy

4.91.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2026

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

In this episode of Cold Ones, we conduct a taste test of various alcoholic beverages. Join us as we explore different flavors and experiences associated with each drink. #ColdOnes #Alcohol #TasteTest Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Max, don't get me wrong.

0:08.0

I like drinking from the bottle as much as an ex-guy.

0:10.0

Yeah?

0:11.0

Why did these bottles all look like shit?

0:13.0

Yeah, this shit looks mid.

0:14.0

If only that was a way to improve, make it look good so we could be drinking something that looks cool.

0:19.0

Oh.

0:20.0

And also tastes good. It's your lucky day because today I found a bunch of wacky, crazy looking at our bottles. So you tell me I don't need this anymore? Don't smash it. I'm just going to put it in the bin. You guys are going to get blindfolded and have to use your hands to identify what the bottle resembles. Falling pin. Correct. That means if you guess correct, you get a shot at the trivia. If you fail the trivia, you have to take a drink. Do we start ourselves off with a bowling pin drink? Oh, hell no, don't waste this. This is a rare commodity. Chad, the... I think you became fully... All right, Darcy, we're ready for the first bottle. Okay, put your blindfolds on and I'll bring it out. bring it out. All right. Tell us one we can feel. Feel. Wait, is it a free for all again?

0:56.9

Yeah, you've got to guess.

0:57.7

It's the first bottle. Okay, put your blindfolds on and I'll bring it out. Alright, tell us one we can feel. Feel.

0:55.0

Wait, is it a free-for-all again? Yeah, you gotta guess, just first person to say what the thing it is. A house? Uh... Cowboy hat! Yes, correct! What the fuck? You can take your blindfold. Oh, shit. Howdy, partner. Oh, yes! I'm going to smash this out so I can wear the shattered glass hat on my head.

1:11.7

Is that fine?

1:13.2

So it's a Garve tequila. That's why it's is 100% A-G-A-V-E on it. That's what a good cowboy pussy sounds like. Would you cater to pour me a shot? Into the wheelchair. Yeah, that's what we're gonna need after this. Oh, almost got it. Wait. You can't access the shots.

1:29.3

This is not practical.

1:31.3

That is the sort of thing that would just slump over in the middle of the night and fall off your cabinet and just shatter on the floor.

1:36.3

There you go, partner.

1:39.3

This is how we're starting our video, man.

1:41.3

Oh, you turn into a horse.

1:46.0

Wow.

1:51.0

Chad, since you guessed correctly what the item was, I'm going to give you a trivia question.

1:52.5

If you get it wrong, it goes to Max.

1:55.9

If Max gets it wrong, it goes back to you, and the answers will obviously slim down.

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