We Made It Weird 58
You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes
Lemonada Media
4.5 • 9K Ratings
🗓️ 15 October 2021
⏱️ 56 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You may breathe, you may breathe, you may breathe, you may breathe, oh yeah. |
| 0:06.6 | You may breathe, you may breathe, you may breathe, oh yeah. |
| 0:12.2 | You made it weird with the heat home. |
| 0:16.2 | What's happening, Weirdos? |
| 0:19.6 | Do it again. |
| 0:22.4 | What's happening, Weirdos? |
| 0:24.2 | It's just, it's, it's, this is a new one. |
| 0:26.6 | This is a new episode. I am sitting with sweet lady Val here in our garage. |
| 0:34.6 | And Val has a polyp, which is let's, can we, can we discuss the word polyp? |
| 0:41.9 | It's like pap smear. It's like mucus. It's like, there's just, it's like |
| 0:48.0 | quiche. It's like panties. I actually don't have a problem with the word panties, |
| 0:52.0 | but I know people that don't like panties. I don't know, don't have a problem with |
| 0:55.3 | quiche, but palip. Oh, what was that Paul Simon song I wrote today? Oh, no. |
| 1:03.5 | I know it's newspaper. |
| 1:06.0 | Newspaper. Is that it? |
| 1:08.9 | I wrote a Paul Simon song today and it goes like this. |
| 1:12.9 | Black and white. |
| 1:14.5 | Black and white. |
| 1:17.1 | Read all about it in the newspaper. |
| 1:21.7 | What's that? Black and white? |
| 1:23.3 | Feel all right? Read all about it in the newspaper. |
| 1:27.8 | The newspaper. I, I have not, we were joking that I am writing it Paul Simon song. |
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