We Made It Weird #4

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

Pete Holmes

Alternative Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.4 • 8.8K Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2020

⏱️ 114 minutes

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Summary

Pete and Val catch up on their night out!

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0:00.0	You made it weird with me at home.
0:15.8	What's happening weirdos?
0:17.3	Looking at your phone, everyone can tell.
0:19.2	I look at this.
0:21.0	Selma Hayek is 54.
0:23.4	I don't care.
0:24.7	You don't care?
0:25.5	She is the most beautiful person on the planet.
0:28.5	I really think she is the most beautiful person.
0:32.0	I can't eat anything.
0:33.6	No, I know she's beautiful.
0:34.8	I was just saying that to be funny.
0:36.5	Like the first time I saw her was in full Russian.
0:39.9	She is a babe.
0:40.8	And I couldn't believe it.
0:42.7	And she was thinking exactly the same age.
0:45.7	Wow.
0:46.5	Wow.
0:47.5	So Selma.
0:48.6	Selma.
0:49.7	Selma.
0:50.7	Selma.
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