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You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

We Made It Weird #249

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

Lemonada Media

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.59K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2026

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

BONUS EPISODE! Every Friday, Pete and Val make it weird together!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Lemonada

0:02.8

You made weird, you made it weird, you made it weird, oh yeah, you made it weird, yes, you made it weird, yes, you made it weird, yeah, you made it weird with Pete Holmes. What's happening, weirdos? What's happening? What's happening? I really, we left it all in the court. I'm spent now. I know. Spent. We didn't sleep very much. No, we didn't. But you can't tell from this episode. No, we really go into it. It's a great. I think this is one of the great. I know I almost always say that. You do always say that. Well, then we can take out that almost. I always say it. I think it was great. And there's a lot of intimacy talk. There's a lot of intimacy talk. There's laughs. There's laughs. There's fun. I loved it. And there's a good, oh, I forgot about my little, in the middle, there's like a good AI optimism

0:54.4

speech that I think a lot of people. If you're like me, it's what I need to hear. So I hope you enjoy that. And we're glad you're here. It's, we made it weird. Thanks for listening. These are the Friday episodes where Valerie and I sit down, as opposed to the Wednesdays, which are the guests. These are always me and Val, and they're always my favorite.

1:12.1

Yeah.

1:12.7

And I'm so glad everybody's here. as opposed to the Wednesdays, which are the guests. These are always me and Val, and they're always my favorite.

1:12.1

Yeah.

1:12.7

And I'm so glad everybody's here.

1:14.8

Pete Holmes.com for my tour dates.

1:17.2

Thank you to everybody who came out to Largo.

1:20.0

I'm not even going to list them.

1:21.1

Just go to Pete Homes.com.

1:22.1

I'm probably coming somewhere you are.

1:25.3

Denver, I think we're going to add a late show Thursday because they sold out.

1:28.3

So thanks to Denver. And please watch Silly Silly Fun Boy on YouTube. We're like almost at 700,000,

1:34.8

which is really great. Good job. Really proud. Good job, everybody. I'm glad that people are finding it.

1:40.3

And spells to cast on your parents is my kids book, which is a book of spells that that kids cast on you, the grownup. You don't have to be their parent. The grown up, what if you're like, I can't read it? I'm not their parent. It's just to cast on grownups, but parents is a better title. But it's the book. You slowly start realizing it should just be called. Spels to cast on grownups.

2:01.1

Yeah.

2:02.2

I don't like that.

2:18.4

I don't like it either. Spells to cast on your parents. I know. No, I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like knocked up. She looks like somebody who just realized she's pregnant. But that's available for Pib Water on iTunes. I'm just kidding. on where we know we're hinting at Amazon, aren't we?

2:19.5

Wherever you get your books.

2:20.6

You can get it wherever you want.

2:21.0

Yeah.

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