You made it weird.

You made it weird.

You made it weird.

Oh, yeah.

You made it weird.

Yes, you did.

You made it weird.

You made it weird.

With Pete Holmes.

What's happening, weirdos?

Hi, friends.

We're back.

And we were off last week.

Yeah.

We put out the wonderful Brian Bejee, who I loved as a second episode last week. But we are here. It's actually earlier in the week. We're recording this early. But I just got back from my Rupert Spiro retreat. So we talk about that. I had a colonoscopy. What is this? The table of contents. I do want to plug a couple things. My special premiered last week, the week that you're listening to this. And it is on YouTube.com, which is a website. And you can type in Pete Holmes, and it's the first thing that comes up. It's silly, silly, silly fun boy. I love. I watched it. I love it. I I've forgotten about a lot of it. It's so good. I'm sorry to say I love it, but I do love it. No, you should feel very proud of it. And Ricky nailed it. Yes. And Christian Dugay of Valley Heat did the music. It's the best. It's just fun. I think it's the best opening. It's maybe my favorite special of yours,

but I certainly think it's my favorite first 15 minutes of any special ever. Yes. Well, we did,

we did that modern thing of like, we're going to cut out all the fat and we're just going to start.

Yeah. Which I know is very modern.

But we start with like.

It's so good. Just to watch it. It's a weird flex that I'm like, I think I start with two bits that could be closers. They're like real pieces. I agree. And then go into Mexico. And once Mexico, what is this? The table of contents. All I'm saying is I'm proud of it.

And you should watch it if you haven't already.

And please watch it and tell a friend. And the other thing is spells to cast on your parents. My kid's book is available for pre-order now. Why does that matter? It's not out for a couple months. But like, it matters. Pre-order it. Pre-orders.

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