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🗓️ 19 December 2025
⏱️ 82 minutes
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BONUS EPISODE! Every Friday, Pete and Val make it weird together!
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| 0:00.0 | Lemonada. |
| 0:02.7 | You made weird, you made it weird, you made it weird, oh yeah. |
| 0:12.4 | You made it weird, yes you did, you made it weird, yeah. |
| 0:18.2 | You made it weird with Pete Holmes. What's happening, weirdos? What's happening? That's the tone. That is the tone. That's the tone of this episode. It's like almost the Molly Shannon. Oh, yeah, shoddy balls. Shetty balls. It's a little sh sweaty balls, but I like it because you're probably, you know, winding down. |
| 0:37.7 | That's what it is. |
| 0:38.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:39.3 | This time of year, I can't wait for the emails to stop and everything to stop. |
| 0:45.5 | And I kind of start cashing that check earlier and earlier. |
| 0:49.1 | And that's, I think we can start. |
| 0:50.6 | Well, that's the, I think this is a great episode, very lots of interesting and wonderful |
| 0:54.6 | and funny things. |
| 0:55.4 | You almost spit out your coffee at one point, which made me very happy. |
| 0:59.6 | Excuse me. |
| 1:00.9 | But, uh, yeah, it's laid back. |
| 1:02.7 | It's a hot chocolate with whipped cream by the fire. |
| 1:07.4 | Nice conversation. |
| 1:09.0 | Not a manic bit dump. |
| 1:11.4 | Nope. |
| 1:12.0 | Nothing too heavy. |
| 1:13.1 | Yep. |
| 1:13.6 | Delightful. |
| 1:14.6 | Love it. |
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