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You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

We Made It Weird #234

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

Pete Holmes

Alternative Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.48.8K Ratings

🗓️ 5 December 2025

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

BONUS EPISODE! Every Friday, Pete and Val make it weird together!

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0:00.0

Lemonada.

0:02.7

You made it weird, you made it weird, you made it weird, you made it weird with Pete Holmes. What's happening, weirdos? Hey, everybody. This is We Made It Weird. Val has to go answer the door. Bye. Okay, but she is in this episode. And I'm going to say what we normally say, but I'm going to mean it more than I usually do, that this is an epic episode. I will say it's 90 minutes.

0:38.8

It's longer than our normal episode.

0:40.8

So if you're ever, you know, waning,

0:44.3

if you don't like a topic that we get into,

0:46.5

I would say jump forward a little bit

0:47.9

because we'll be talking about a different topic

0:50.4

that is, I don't know what I'm saying.

0:52.3

Like big, big topics, big conversations, and a lot of laughs, that's, I don't know what I'm saying. Like big, big topics, big conversations and a lot of laughs. That's all I have to say. I'm glad you're here. If you're new to the show, this is the Friday edition where me and my partner, Valerie, we talk, we catch up. It's a great episode. I'm glad you're here. Only a couple things to plug up top. I'm just going to say, go to peteholmes.com. if you hear this the day it comes out, I'm glad you're here only a couple things to plug up top. I'm just going to say go to pete peteholmes.com. If you hear this the day it comes out, I'm at Largo tonight in Los Angeles.

1:17.1

Coming up is Milwaukee, Brea, California, San Francisco, Durham, North Carolina, Charleston, South Carolina,

1:24.1

Miami, Royal Oak, Michigan, Irving, Texas, Madison, Wisconsin, and Denver, Colorado.

1:29.6

In the meantime, enjoy this wonderful chat with Valerie and myself.

1:34.6

So glad you're here.

1:36.1

I'm going to say it because she's not here.

1:38.2

Get into it.

1:43.4

Hey there. It's Julia Louis Dreyfus. I'm back with a new season of Wiser Than Me,

1:49.2

the show where I sit down with remarkable older women and soak up their stories, their humor,

1:55.7

and their hard-earned wisdom. Every conversation leaves me a little smarter and definitely more inspired.

2:03.4

And yes, I'm still calling my 91-year-old mom, Judy, to get her take on it all.

2:10.1

Wiser than me from Lemonade Media premieres November 12th, wherever you get your podcasts.

2:26.7

Hey, it's me, Steve Burns, and I'm so glad you're here because you and I go way back,

2:31.8

right? Yeah. And look at us now. Like, we're all grown up. We've got this new podcast where we talk about all this grown-up stuff, and there's special guests like Jamie Lee Curtis and Bill Nye, but for the most part, it's

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