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🗓️ 14 November 2025
⏱️ 73 minutes
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BONUS EPISODE! Every Friday, Pete and Val make it weird together!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, it's me, Steve Burns, and I'm so glad you're here because you and I go way back, right? |
| 0:06.6 | Yeah. And look at us now. Like, we're all grown up. We've got this new podcast where we talk about all this grown-up stuff. |
| 0:12.5 | And there's special guests like Jamie Lee Curtis and Bill Nye, but for the most part, it's about you. |
| 0:19.9 | I mean, it's always been about you. |
| 0:21.9 | From Lemonada Media, alive with Steve Burns is coming September 17th, |
| 0:25.6 | wherever you get your podcasts, or you can watch every episode on YouTube. |
| 0:33.2 | Lemonada |
| 0:33.7 | You may win, you may it with, you may win. I'm not. You made it weird. |
| 0:38.6 | You made it weird. |
| 0:55.6 | You stepped on my line. What's happening weird weirdos? You stepped on my line. |
| 0:56.9 | What's happening, weirdos? |
| 0:57.9 | I have one job. |
| 1:01.4 | You have one job, and I almost, well, it's because it's a re-release. |
| 1:04.3 | It's not a We Made It Weird with regrets. |
| 1:05.2 | Yeah. |
| 1:07.5 | With some serious regrets. |
| 1:09.3 | Serious regrets. Well, Val and I are traveling. |
| 1:10.5 | We're going to New York. |
| 1:11.6 | So if you actually hear this the day it comes out, my show at Town Hall is tonight. |
| 1:16.9 | Come on. |
| 1:17.3 | My show in New Jersey, in Atlantic City at Harrow's Resort is tomorrow. |
| 1:25.0 | So I'm on these. |
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