4.4 • 8.8K Ratings
🗓️ 10 May 2025
⏱️ 60 minutes
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0:00.0 | You made it weird, you made it weird, you made it weird, oh yeah. |
0:06.0 | You made it weird, you made it weird, yes you did, you made it weird, yeah. |
0:12.0 | You made it weird with Pete Holmes. |
0:15.0 | What's happening, weirdo? |
0:17.0 | Live to tape in Toronto, Ontario. Live to tape. Jimmy Kimmel live to tape in Toronto, Ontario. |
0:20.8 | Live to tape. |
0:22.8 | Jimmy Kimmel live to tape. |
0:25.8 | We are Toronto, Ontario. |
0:28.4 | And we are here and we're loving it. |
0:30.5 | We're having incredible food. |
0:32.3 | Toronto. |
0:34.2 | Sleeper game. |
0:35.4 | Sleeper game, Toronto. |
0:37.0 | And the show tonight is super excited. It knows it's great. I'm just learning it. Sorryer game. Sleeper game, Toronto. And the show tonight is super excited. |
0:39.2 | It knows it's great. |
0:40.1 | I'm just learning it. |
0:41.2 | Sorry, this episode's, I'm just ignoring you. |
0:43.1 | I don't know why. |
0:43.9 | Sorry, this episode's a little bit late, but we're thrilled that you're here. |
0:48.3 | If you are in Toronto, come see me tonight. |
0:50.6 | I think there's only a couple ticks left, which I say with a whole lot of glee. |
0:55.1 | It is no longer the PG-13 tour because it's dirty. Who cares? It's called the Pete Here Now tour. |
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