We Made It Weird #18

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

Lemonada Media

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.5 • 9K Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2020

⏱️ 136 minutes

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Summary

Pete and Val, the one night they have a babysitter, catch up and get INTO it! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	You made it weird, you made it weird, you made it weird.
0:12.0	You made it weird with me at home.
0:15.0	You made it weird with me at home.
0:18.0	What's happening with us?
0:19.5	We made it weird.
0:22.0	Ha ha ha.
0:24.0	It's we made it weird, 18.
0:27.0	Ha ha ha ha.
0:28.0	It was my impression of a guy who doesn't, who's never had sex before, but you don't know until the end of the first time you're having sex.
0:36.0	Ready?
0:37.0	I'm gonna pee, I'm gonna pee.
0:40.0	Okay.
0:41.0	Oh my god.
0:42.0	We're having fun.
0:43.0	We're having fun.
0:44.0	I'm gonna shoot from a groover.
0:47.0	Oh, I'm gonna shoot from a groover.
0:48.0	One of the funniest things of all time.
0:49.0	I'm gonna shoot.
0:50.0	Oh, shoot.
0:51.0	I'm gonna shoot.
0:53.0	The worst thing anybody could ever say.
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