We Made It Weird #151

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

Pete Holmes

Alternative Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.4 • 8.8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 September 2023

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Pete and Val catch up and get INTO it!

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0:00.0	You made it weird. You made it weird. You made it weird.
0:12.2	You made it weird with me at home. What's happening weirdos?
0:17.0	What's happening? What is happening? We'll pause so you
0:20.0	can answer like door at the Explore. Oh my God. Do you see the monkey?
0:24.0	Yeah, he's in the tree.
0:29.0	We were watching that and Lila looked at me like to see if I responded like she asked
0:34.2	a question.
0:35.2	You go by the way.
0:36.2	Sorry.
0:37.2	Nope.
0:38.2	Go for it.
0:39.2	I got you.
0:40.2	I heard you.
0:41.2	You got me.
0:42.2	I'm with you.
0:43.2	But I told her a story about a red polar bear once and she last night I'm taking her
0:48.6	up to bed and she goes, is the story about the red polar bear not true?
0:53.4	She hates and I go, sometimes baby I tell you stories with make believe and magic that
1:01.0	aren't in this world.
1:02.4	Yeah.
1:03.4	It's like in a make believe world and she fucking hates it.
1:07.0	She doesn't want it at all because she doesn't want to be tricked.
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