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🗓️ 23 June 2023
⏱️ 71 minutes
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0:00.0 | You made it weird. You made it weird. You made it weird. You made it weird with me at home. |
0:16.6 | What's happening weirdos? This audiobook is brought to you by Valentine. |
0:22.8 | Boy, I love this one. Yeah, this was fun. I love this one. I know I always say that, but this |
0:28.4 | one's extra, extra crispy, great. You know what you definitely always say? I know I always say. |
0:36.0 | Because growing up, I just told you that people in my family, a lot of them just repeat things, |
0:41.9 | and it's like, aren't you even going to acknowledge that you've said that 100,000 times? |
0:46.4 | Right. Because it's like gaslighting. Totally. You know what I always say? I'm like, we've heard this. |
0:52.1 | Where's the real person underneath this person? Yeah, but it mine, you know, it's an overcorrection. |
0:57.6 | So I'm really afraid. But when people do that and they say, one of my favorite things in life is if I, |
1:04.8 | let's say my name is Billy, and there's three of us. There's Billy, and let's say there's another |
1:10.7 | person named Renee, Renee's Elwiger, and I'm Billy. And I just told you a story about how I love |
1:17.2 | parasailing. Yeah. And then Renee's Elwiger comes in and I go, I was just telling Val, |
1:22.2 | I'm sorry if to hear this again. I love that. You say you're like kind of the only person I know |
1:27.0 | that's it. Other people do it. Okay. Because when people do it, I fucking love it. Thank you for |
1:33.2 | acknowledging that this is your fucking repeat, dude. Yeah. It's a repeat. All parasailing. I was |
1:40.5 | here for this twice. It's it's so sweet. But like, and I think it is a good trait, but I feel like |
1:47.2 | spouses should be off the hook. Like you can't be saying that for me. We don't do that every time. |
1:54.2 | But you do it most of the time. Like I tell I just poor Val's heard this a million times. You say |
1:59.4 | that so often. It's like, of course, I'm your partner. That's what I signed up for. You don't have |
2:04.9 | to acknowledge it for me. Ram does use to say, I think about many times I've heard it. That's funny. |
2:09.8 | He's like, I know some of you have heard this, but thank you for having me. Okay. All right, guys, |
2:13.9 | support the show. We just have one. I think it's perfect jeans, which I'm wearing. Of course, |
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