4.4 • 8.8K Ratings
🗓️ 13 November 2020
⏱️ 67 minutes
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0:00.0 | You made it weird, you made it weird, you made it weird, you made it weird, you made it weird. |
0:12.3 | You made it weird, with beat Homes. |
0:15.9 | What's happening, weirdos? |
0:17.2 | Sorry, this is dropping a little bit late. |
0:18.8 | We recorded this today, and we're releasing it today. |
0:23.0 | We get into it, but Val was on a meditation retreat. |
0:25.8 | So we had to wait until today. |
0:27.4 | So this is hot off the press. |
0:29.9 | As I say, in the episode, we always look forward to these episodes and our time together with you guys. |
0:35.9 | So thank you for listening. |
0:37.4 | And people ask the best way to support the show. |
0:40.1 | I always tell them, please buy a pizza pick. |
0:42.5 | It directly and unequivocally shows your support of the show. |
0:46.7 | So if you're looking for a gift or something for yourself, try a pizza pick. |
0:51.2 | It helps us out. |
0:52.4 | The newest pizza pick I'm very excited about is Brooklyn. |
0:54.8 | And then I don't know if you've been sleeping on the same terrible sheets like I had been that you wash maybe once a month and lie about to your friends. |
1:04.0 | They're ill-fitting, maybe they're scratchy, they're not great, they have weird stains, if they're like mine. |
1:09.7 | They don't match in a lot of cases, they don't fit the pillows in a lot of cases. |
1:14.4 | Upgrade your life. |
1:16.2 | It made me feel like such a grown-up to get some good, amazing, soft, premium sheets that were affordable and wonderful. |
1:24.7 | So if you don't love your sheets, Brooklyn has you covered. |
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