We Made It Weird #102

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

Pete Holmes

Alternative Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.4 • 8.8K Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2022

⏱️ 63 minutes

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0:00.0	You made it weird. You made it weird. You made it weird.
0:12.3	You made it weird with the horns. What's happening weirdos?
0:17.1	Ooh, sultry, smoky, it's a troll.
0:19.6	Breathy. Breathy. Why is breathy sexy? It's like, ah, not a breath.
0:26.0	I think it's just because you're like flooded with blood.
0:29.1	I was thinking about this as a baby.
0:30.5	I can barely speak. I'm obviously like, yeah.
0:33.0	I'm, obviously, I'm heavy with eggs.
0:35.2	Oh, God.
0:36.5	Not gross.
0:38.2	Not gross, beautiful, beautiful.
0:40.0	Beautiful, beautiful eggs.
0:41.3	Beautiful eggs.
0:41.8	Beautiful eggs. Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, heavy eggs.
0:43.9	Oh, God.
0:44.6	The best, heavy eggs, ovulating.
0:47.3	Trump talking about ovulation is just...
0:51.6	I can't be true.
0:52.3	I'm saying.
0:52.8	...myshy ovulating.
0:54.4	Yeah, sure. He doesn't even know that word.
0:57.7	A could be, could be, could be.
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