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Cold Ones

We Made Cooking as Difficult As Possible

Cold Ones

Cold Ones

Comedy

4.91.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 September 2025

⏱️ 39 minutes

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We Made Cooking as Difficult As Possible

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0:00.0

There's two plays.

0:03.0

I have a knife.

0:05.0

Oh, my whole meal is cold.

0:09.0

I don't think I dropped one in.

0:11.0

Ah, stop.

0:13.0

I just cut myself really badly.

0:15.0

Hello, welcome back. Today, we're in the kitchen.

0:18.0

And we're cooking with a twist.

0:20.0

That is correct. Today, we have a whole bunch of mystery handicaps to impede your cooking ability. They will be randomly decided by these Cobbwans tarot cards. As you flip them, taking turns, there'll be solo handicaps on some and shared handicaps on others. Each round, you will get a random solo handicap each and one that is shared in the environment. So you're making a spaghetti. Your word's not mine. I'm, see, I get it. Nice. Let's cook. So let's start off with the first. That looks fucking good. That looks really good. And what's stopping me and Chad from just eating the cheese with our fists? I'll kill you. Oh, for fuck sake. Chad! What is that one? Stop. Stop. That's just salt flakes? Stop. Just step. Ah. Chat! Chad! First course, grilled cheese sandwich. All right. Have you seen the first meal that you're cooking? It looks like a ham and cheese toasty.

1:12.2

Not even that, it is a grilled cheese sandwich.

1:14.5

Can't fuck that up.

1:15.4

Arguably one of the most simple meals.

1:17.4

However, there's three...

1:18.9

Can you go first?

1:19.9

Sure.

1:20.9

Extra baggage.

1:21.9

I already got that.

1:22.9

I was gonna say that.

1:23.9

Fortunately for you, you have this battle axe strapped to your wrist, which might sound like not an issue. Ow! That's not too bad. I can cook with this. And then this shield attached to your other hand. That's fine. I can cook with this. Is this a hazard? It could go south. I do think I have fire extinguished. Could you get a fire extinguisher? Flip the next card.

1:44.5

Slender Man. What is that?

1:48.0

Whoa!

1:53.0

All right. And the last one is, back.

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