Whether thou art a ghost that have come from the earth, or a fandom of night, or thou know how to, or one that lie dead in the desert, or a ghost unburied, or a demon, or a ghoul, whatever thou be, until thou art from all the way, thou shalt find here, no water to drink, thou shalt not stretch or thy hand to arm, into a house enter thou not, to all fence, break through, and

thou not, we are protected, though we may be frightened, our life you may not steal, though we may be scared to death.

Welcome to, or welcome back to Scared of Death, I'm Dan.

Hey Dan, I'm Lindsay.

Hello.

Hello.

We hope you love horror, otherwise I think you might be in the wrong place.

Yeah, otherwise GTFO, man.

GTFO, dude.

Thanks to you creeps and peepers for listening, wherever you listen, and for watches on YouTube, I know more people have been watching, I met some people in Sacramento.

Fun.

It's past weekend, who talk about watching the show all the time and enjoying watching the show, so that was cool to hear.

Yeah, we got some awesome gifts, well I got some presents.

I was in Sacramento, so Dan brought some things back from me, from some fans that will acknowledge at the end of the show, because we like to dive right into our stories.

And I'll talk about three creepy little dolls that are over here, little tiny, that I bought at one of the weirdest stores I've ever been into in my whole life.

Joe has the camera on me, so I'll get them just one out.

Just oh god.

But this little lady, her eyes move, it's gonna be tough to see.

Can I see her?

Yeah, you can see her.

But I'll talk about that.

It was like straight out of a horror movie in Sacramento, California.

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