This is an I-Heart podcast.

Guaranteed human.

For Jack's sake, we'll just refer to him as the K-O-F.

It's one more thing.

Armstrong and Getty.

One more thing.

Dr. Michael Levitt, a gastroenterologist, became known as the king of farts.

Is that going to be the topic of the podcast? Do I have to participate in this?

You really don't if you don't want to.

Because evidently you have no interest in science.

This is from a brand new book that's been written by another gastroenterologist,

Trisha Pashreecha.

Sorry if I got your name wrong, Tricia.

The title of the book is you've been pooping all wrong.

But this section of the book also concerns the art of gastroenterology, Jack, specifically

flatulence.

Hard fart primary.

There's no need for foolishness, Michael.

Again, this is a discussion of science.

She writes, and she is a she, Jack.

Science has finally settled the age-old debate of who's, oh, I can't, you know what, it's funny.

I've come to the brink. I'm standing on the high dive, and I don't want to jump off. Because it's so, it sounds so childish in base yes yes it does yeah that's my point

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