The fallen leaves tell a story.

There were four lords from the north, the south, the east, and the west, Virginia.

There was Lord Justin the Isles, whose visions had come to reject the sun's natural light

in favor of the yellowish hue of his spectacles.

There was Lord Griffin, the unsleeping, whose demand for pillows had stripped the land

of its resources as he strived for a good night's rest that would never come.

There was Lord Christopher, the pedantic, whose taste for moving pictures from aeons here

to four had made him both feared and tolerated.

And there was Lord Rost the frail, who had a bad tummy.

So you seek to become a lord yourself?

Hell, just by listening, you'll remember.

My name is Chris Retomis, and I am in love with a video game.

My name is Rose Frosch, and I'm in the best game of the week.

Hello and welcome to the besties where we talk about the latest and the greatest in home

interactive inter-game events.

You okay there, Chuse?

Game of the Year show, and just by listening, you, my friend are a member.

Yeah.

So excited to have you here to talk about this new release.

It's called Elden Ring.

Chris Plant, what is it?

Oh, the world Dark Souls, baby.

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