We Lied About Our Weight for a Puddle Jumper Flight
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND
Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 16 December 2025
⏱️ 8 minutes
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Summary
A small plane, a short flight, and way too many questions about weight distribution. From lying “for safety” to arguing about fuel, bathrooms, and being moved across the aisle, this episode captures the exact moment logic leaves the chat and survival instincts kick in.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:05.8 | Get your hands together. |
| 0:07.2 | We're going to start to party. |
| 0:09.3 | I'm ready to party. |
| 0:11.1 | The Elvis Duran after party. |
| 0:15.3 | So we've got a little travel coming up. You excited? We're going to hit the Caribbean with each other. Yeah. All on business, mind you, all on business. Sure. But there is one little flight that we have to take. We have to take a puddle jumper. You know what a puddle jumper is, right, Daniel? Yeah, yeah, a little small plane, maybe a prop or two, you know. |
| 0:39.7 | So we have to take a little puddle jumper from one little island to another. |
| 0:42.9 | Okay, no big deal. |
| 0:44.4 | So they asked us, you know, send us your passports, your weight, and the weight of your bag you're going to bring. |
| 0:53.8 | Who lied on their weight? |
| 0:56.3 | I haven't submitted it yet. |
| 0:58.2 | I haven't sent it in yet. |
| 1:00.0 | You haven't sent it in yet? |
| 1:00.9 | No. |
| 1:01.6 | And it has to be an accurate weight. |
| 1:05.5 | And how am I weighing it? |
| 1:07.4 | On my scale at home? |
| 1:09.0 | On a scale. |
| 1:10.0 | Yes. |
| 1:10.2 | My weight could fluctuate between five and ten pounds |
| 1:14.6 | from now to the time we get on this puddle jumper. So should I overestimate and just go for the higher |
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