We Learned to Spell Jake Gyllenhaal

Thirst Aid Kit

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4.9 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 May 2018

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Let's talk about the good, the bad, and the method of Jake Gyllenhaal. Jake, with his pretty cow eyes, that chameleon face of his, that breath control perfect for the stage... and elsewhere. From bleakly funny Donnie Darko to the heartbreaking tenderness of Brokeback Mountain to the intense Southpaw (and yes, even the atrocious Prince of Persia), Jake has always been one to watch. This week's Fanfic Wars may have broken one of us, so prepare yourselves, thirst buckets. Do you need help figuring out your next crush? Drop us a line! Leave us a message at (765) 8-THIRST (765-884-4778) with your name and what kind of crush advice you're looking for, and maybe we'll answer your question in an upcoming Thirst Sommelier. Follow us on Twitter @ThirstAidKit. Bim is @bimadew and Nichole is @tnwhiskeywoman. Find show notes, fanfic, and more on our Tumblr. Share your drabbles with us there or email them to us at thirstaidkit@buzzfeed.com. Our music is by Tanya Morgan. For your safety, we recommend that you avoid operating heavy machinery while listening to Thirst Aid Kit. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Jake gently slaps his hands on his
0:02.7	s*** and rubs vigorously.
0:05.2	I follow his lead and pull at his s*** to.
0:10.0	It's not too rough, he asks.
0:12.6	No, I say.
0:14.1	Just a right amount.
0:16.2	Very innocent.
0:20.2	Of course it is.
0:21.6	Of course it is.
0:23.6	Very innocent.
0:26.6	Hi Nicole.
0:29.6	Hi, Sam.
0:31.6	How are you today?
0:33.6	I am great.
0:34.6	Are you?
0:35.6	Yeah.
0:36.6	I wasn't sure you.
0:37.6	That was a small pause before great.
0:38.6	I had a little bit of the post vacation blues last night.
0:41.6	I get it.
0:42.6	But I've rallied because it's hot today.
0:45.6	It is hot.
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