“We know you have turtles”

The Tony Kornheiser Show

This Show Stinks Productions, LLC

Sports, News

4.8 • 10.1K Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2025

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Tony opens the show by talking about Buzz Williams taking the Maryland job, and he also talks about getting a case of wine. Greg Garcia is in studio and Tony talks with him about his friendship with Nate Bargatze, going on tour with him, and getting ready to do standup comedy for the first time, Richard Justice calls in to share some memories of John Feinstein, and he also talks about Houston making the Final Four and what to make of baseball’s new torpedo bat, and Tony closes out the show by opening up the Mailbag. Songs : Dan Bern “Deer Poop Diet” ; Joy and the Wildfires “Shouldn’t I Be Older?” To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, it's Tony. If you're hearing this, it means that Nigel has flushed the mouse and forgot to have me record something new.
0:05.6	So who knows who our guests will be today? Maybe Mick Jagger, Sandy Kofax, Dally Lama, long hit her the Lama.
0:12.4	Probably not, but I guess you'll have to tune in to find out. But first, let's keep the sales weasels happy.
0:20.6	Previously on the Tony Cornhazer show.
0:24.2	Could you enjoy the buffet while trying to catch up with people?
0:27.4	No, it was also butlered hors d'oeuvres, so I could stop somebody and say, hey, hold on a second, please.
0:33.1	You know, some chicken or some tuna.
0:35.1	No, I didn't get any crab cakes.
0:36.9	I saw them on a large display, a buffet, and I felt it was too early to go over there.
0:43.3	It's never too early for the crab cakes.
0:44.3	Do I want to be the first one separating from the crowd?
0:48.3	Were they covered?
0:49.3	No.
0:50.3	Okay, then they're fair game.
0:51.3	I didn't do it because I'm always afraid.
0:52.3	Somebody said, did you see what Cornheiser did? First one in. Yeah, so I didn't, I wanted to do it.
0:59.5	This is General George Washington, and you're listening to the Tony Cornhizer show.
1:05.8	By the way, I went to Taco Tuesday last night at Columbia.
1:08.8	Ooh, very good. That's great.
1:14.6	I mean, not everybody can go because you've got to belong, but it was very good.
1:15.8	I'll tell Michael about it later.
1:17.0	Greg Garcia is with us today.
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