“I Was Utterly Useless”

The Tony Kornheiser Show

This Show Stinks Productions, LLC

Sports, News

4.8 • 10.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2025

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Tony opens the show by talking about golfing in the rain, and also about trying to help his dog walker after her car got stuck on a roadside construction sign. Barry Svrluga calls in to talk about Kevin Willard’s departure from Maryland, and also about covering Alex Ovechkin as he gets close to setting the goals scoring record. Jay Bilas calls in to preview the Final Four and also about the state of college basketball right now, and Tony closes out the show by opening up the Mailbag. Songs : Bright Arcana “Strangers” ; "White Oleander" To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, it's Tony. On today's show, we'll talk about the final four with Jay Billis. We'll also talk to Barry's
0:04.2	Ruluga about Alex Olvechkin closing in on the all-time goals scoring record. But first,
0:10.1	let's do some commerce boys and girls.
0:15.3	Previously on the Tony Cornheiser show.
0:19.2	That's what happens. If you start to bomb what happens, because if you're doing good, it's great.
0:23.5	Yes.
0:23.9	And there was one time I gave a speech at a wedding where I got a groan.
0:28.0	I made a short joke about the groom, and the family didn't like it.
0:32.4	I thought it was a good joke.
0:33.4	He was short.
0:34.2	She was tall.
0:35.1	I said they were dating for a while, but for the first three dates,
0:38.5	she thought she was dating the guy that was standing behind him.
0:41.5	But eventually she dropped her keys and they locked eyes and it's been love ever since.
0:49.0	The Tony Cornizer show is on now.
0:52.3	That's why he's a pro and you're not.
0:54.2	Short people got.
0:55.8	No reason.
0:57.0	No reason.
0:57.8	They got.
0:58.7	Little heads.
1:00.5	Yeah.
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