“We know that ramp”

The Tony Kornheiser Show

This Show Stinks Productions, LLC

Sports, News

4.6 • 10.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2026

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Tony opens the show by talking about Michigan’s win over UConn to win their first title since 1989, and he talks with Michael about the bracket winners for the TK Tournament, and he talks to Nigel about his trip to Rome. Doug Ferguson of the AP calls in to preview the Masters, Bob Ryan calls in to talk about Michigan’s win, UNC’s new head coach, and the MVP race in the NBA, and Tony closes out the show by opening up the Mailbag. Songs : The Jim Pullman Band “Snake Babe” ; “Warm Bath for Cold Bones” To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, it's Tony. On today's show, we will preview the Masters with Doug Ferguson of the AP,
0:04.2	and we'll talk to Bob Ryan about Michigan beating Yukon to win their first title since 1989.
0:08.6	But first, commerce.
0:14.4	Previously on the Tony Cornhousel show.
0:17.8	I don't really want to sit on the floor. I don't. It's okay. Everything has screens. It's a television experience. It's okay.
0:24.6	So they get us seats in a suite with mostly Greg's friends and family, right?
0:30.2	Yeah. Mostly Greg's friends. And that's fine. That's wonderful. That's way up on the top.
0:34.0	More important than that, more important than everything, as you know, if you listen
0:38.2	to this show, is parking. Parking is the most important thing. That's the focus of my supplemental
0:44.1	essay for the University of Pennsylvania. To get it. This is General George Washington, and you're
0:52.7	listening to the Tony Cornhizer show.
0:55.9	Okay, obviously we're going to talk at some point about the Michigan win over Yukon.
1:01.7	Bob Ryan is going to be on the show later.
1:03.5	I will just say this.
1:04.3	If you watched PTI yesterday, you saw me say the following words.
1:08.4	Do I think Michigan can win the game?
1:10.2	Yes, I do. But I think seven and a half points is too much. So I believe I had that. With 69-63, right? With six points, not seven and a half. I believe I had that exactly. Yes, you did. And I'll just say this about Michigan is a very good team. If you're Duke this morning, you're waking up and you're going, oh, boy, we beat them in a neutral side. If we hold on against Yukon, maybe we win the national championship. But the gym's neutral territory. That's right, you know. So look sharp, dress good. Tony's going to be there. Riff's going to be there. They're all going to be there, really? Look tall. We're jets, right? Is that? Yeah, we walked tall. Okay. Can I share our bracket winners?
1:48.0	Oh, can I just say? Yeah, we walk tall. Okay.
1:49.7	Can I share our bracket winners? Oh, can I just say, oh, go ahead. One thing, just about the game,
1:56.4	the one thing I wanted to say was, Yukon's a really good team. Youcon held, Michigan had scored 90 or more in five straight NCAA playoff games, 90 or more. Michigan was held to 69 points by
2:04.1	Yukon. Yukon's really good. Yukon couldn't make any shots. Michigan had something to do with that.
2:09.7	Michigan is big and strong and plays defense and dominates the paint area, dominates it.
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