Music

Ladies and gentlemen around the world wherever you may be.

Get ready for Harman Town. Welcome to the stage the mayor of Harman Town.

You know who he is. You know how he gets down. Damn Harman.

Beats, beats, rap, rap and beats. Beat into the rap. The rap that can't be beat.

Dan Harman on the microphone. Slip in your mamas. My Harman bone. It's a tiny penis.

But it gets the job done. It's not the way you use it. It's whether you have fun and whether she does too.

And if you have her consent and whether you do it in a sleeping bag or tent.

I took your mama camping up at Algonquin Falls. It's a place outside of shopping malls.

Zombies attacked and we took refuge in the building. Fucked your mama so hard.

I was gilding her pussy. My penis is gold. It plates your pussy. As I'm told it's a chemical process of called electroplating.

I fucked it. Fuck your mama when I'm masturbating. Yo, yo, yo.

2006 motherfuckers. Yeah. I saw a pumpkin once. I saw a paper hat on the dunce. A paper cone.

You wear it like a hat. You punish kids like that. You make them wear a cone made out of paper.

It's like Don Draper did 1961. Fucked your mama so hard. I made her come. She came all night.

She saw the light. The common light. The orgasm light. The Christian light.

I gave her what's right. Put her on the cross. Sucked her on her feet.

Poked her with a spear just to make sure she was dead. That's fucked up.

After three days she woke up. She came back out. She said, give me more dick. Cause what's up?

I took her down to the park at dark. Fucked her until it was no longer dark.

The sun come up on me fucking your mom. She took a pom pom. She did a splits in the air.

She said, Rara, hooray, chair. And I said, table. She said furniture. I said, table.

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