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LuAnna: The Podcast

Global

Comedy, News, News Commentary, Society & Culture

4.8 • 10.5K Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2025

⏱️ 65 minutes

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BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.

On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: Anna’s older, none the wiser, and Lu’s been trying to buy horses in Spain and gearing up for Latitude festival.

Plus...killing wasps with a can of hairspray, the woman whose boyfriend still won’t say “I love you” after 10 months, the horror of ASOS banning returns, and a very traumatic poop story involving a child and an apple.

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