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So this dude, John Taffer, he brings in to help with his consulting, Joe Escalante.

Oh, that's amazing.

And the guy doesn't know who he is. Oh, that's great. And the guy doesn't know who he is.

Oh, that's great.

So it was perfect.

Oh, shit.

So he starts like, he's like, he's telling him about like how much his, it's like, dude,

it's like the venue's kind of like the sound's not good.

Like punk is punk, but like you have to have good sound.

Right.

He's like, what are you this guy?

It's like, dude, it's amazing. You get kung fu record? The vandals. What a jackass. Hi, everybody. Hello, everyone. My name is David Bell. My name is Tom Ryman. And we just watched weapons. Whatever makes you a weapon Nice

What are we got? What do we got? What are we got? Nunchucks? Nunchucks? Nunchucks? Nen chugs? Tami Gunn, Tommy Guns? Tommy Guns is a good one

This is a true story that happened right here in my town

A lot of people die in a lot of really weird ways in the story, but you're not going to find

it in the news.

That's a good one.

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