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You have a cold open, right? It's loose horseshit.

It's like, it's like 10 minutes to lose horseshit.

No, you have real short horseshit.

Yeah.

Yeah.

No, I go, I say, hi, everybody.

We just watched.

Well, I say, my name is David Bell. And I say, hi, everybody. We just watched. Well, I say my name is David Bell.

And I say, your name is David Bell.

Yep.

And then I say, we just watched Turkey Shoot.

Okay.

And then I usually, I say some sort of joke to kick it to the trailer playing.

It's usually not a great joke because I don't think of it right away.

So that's hypothetically how it would go.

Yeah.

So then let's just do that?

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