Oh my God, hi, it's me, Dave Holmes. Welcome to International Waters, the panel show that

pits American and British entertainers against each other in a global showdown of wit,

charm, knowledge, the ability to find things about living in our respective countries that don't

make us want to move directly into the core of the earth. It is difficult to feel any kind of pride

in either being American or British, but that is why we are here, right?

To bond us once again through the spirit of playful adversity. Together, we're going to take on

the only adversary we can mutual agree on ourselves. I am coming to you. We all are from Los Angeles,

California, where we are all furious at Amanda Spatula or whatever from

Summerhouse, and yet also pretending that we should take Spencer Pratt seriously as a candidate

for mayor.

Aren't we going to like, we need to start applying reality TV accountability, kind of,

like we need to spread it a little thinner.

I only follow one of the two

references and I actually wish I didn't get either yeah I don't actually know what I'm

talking I got none of them but the word spatula's funny yeah oh that was I was just like

in my head I was like Amanda spatula whatever. Good. Well, this is international waters.

God damn it.

Let's meet our guest.

Let's meet our guest.

Our first contestant host, Ain't It Footy on IHeart. You can check out his upcoming live dates on chrismartin.com. It's our old friend Chris Martin. How are you? Thanks, Matt. Just to correct you, it's, did you say chrismartin.com? Just for obvious reasons, that is not the website. Because there's a different Chris Martin. Oh, yes, there is. Mine is Achrismartin.com.

Achristin.com.

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