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Oh, right, it's the Yak. Hi! Hello, Yak.

Your tea's in that upper thigh. Yeah, look at this.

Almost straight to the dick hole. No, no, no. What do we call that area where the

dick hole is? The dinge. The dinge area of my. I have a high dinge though. Do you have

a high dinge? I have a real low dinge. You got to get real close to the door.

The dinge is like the spaghetti top aware of the human body. What was that big hit by

stained? You would know. Stained was... It's been a while. It's been a while.

Since I washed my upper legs stained. I like your shirt, huh? That's good shirt.

Oh. Human clay. I do. Creed. Creed.

Creed's band back in the early 2000s. Famous. Scott Stapp.

Yes. Sneaky Christian band, I guess. They weren't sneaky at first. I guess they're called

Creed. Yeah, they were just Christian at first and then they got away from it.

They sound exactly like gospel rock. Yeah. The choir. They got a lot of switch foot to

them. Wasn't Scott Stapp like... Didn't he ride a bike up to DC to try to kill the president?

Geez. That's a different. Is Scott... Does Scott Stapp try to do that? I think.

Which president? Obama. It doesn't feel like. Was that... Was the bike integral in his

plan to assassinate or just not just how he got that? They may have collected some deweas.

Or was that his only method of transportation at the time? Yeah.

Huh. Where's your crew, Sas? Where's Ron? Where's Owen?

Owen, I don't know. I woke up this morning and I heard Owen was awake. He went to the bathroom

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