We Haven’t Slept In Days…
NewlyParents
JamPot
4.5 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 10 May 2026
⏱️ 38 minutes
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Summary
What do you get if you cross two new parents with zero sleep? One absolutely unhinged podcast episode.
After another sleepless night with baby Ziggy, Jamie and Sophie are hanging on by a thread and the chaos is REAL. The couple reveal they’ve had another massive argument, Sophie explains why she genuinely thinks Lisa Vanderpump should be president, and Jamie admits he’s been starting beef with the “man in the wall”.
PLUS, Sophie has a very close encounter with a massage therapist, while Jamie spills a SHOCKING story about accidentally injuring an old lady that leaves Sophie literally gasping.
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Producer: Magda Cassidy
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| 0:00.0 | Hello everyone. Welcome back to Newly Parents Podcast. Welcome back to Newly Parents Podcast. |
| 0:05.1 | Okay, have you just eaten some garlic? I know. I've got this bone broth in my thing and I'm so scared. I've got like time in my teeth. That's why I'm standing back and I got all of you could smell it. By the way, just a disclaimer. This episode is going to be absolutely unhinged because we've had zero sleep and I'll tell you why, okay? I'll tell you why. Last night, our baby boy, Zinghi, was not sleeping. He was not sleeping at all. And I was, like, rocking him in my arms at 3M in the morning. And this is, I don't know why this keeps happening, but at 3M in the morning when I was rocking him, I heard this noise come from the corner of the room. And noise was, there's a little man in the wall, he comes out at night and he gets, |
| 0:41.3 | and so Sophie was sleeping in the bed and I was holding like this, I literally went, fuck off, fuck off. |
| 0:51.3 | Because I was... |
| 0:53.3 | I want to go behind the man in the wall? |
| 0:56.8 | So terrified. |
| 0:58.4 | And I swear to go so... |
| 1:00.0 | I know what the man in the wall looks like. |
| 1:06.3 | So when I were dropping... |
| 1:09.1 | So he lit off her eye mask and did you hear that I went yes |
| 1:14.1 | what's going on so you've got so much cereal in your teeth you can't we've got a |
| 1:22.6 | really got it's like covered caking your teeth it's like you've got dentures. So anyway, we've had |
| 1:31.0 | no street because they're like him out in the wall. He's terrifying. Think our house is haunted. |
| 1:36.5 | Come on. All right. So listen, this is going to be an happy episode. Remember to subscribe to our show |
| 1:41.9 | if you haven't already. And welcome to the most unhinged episode of Newly Parents ever. Oh God. Should we go down to the basement? Let's go. Record the Pop-Cross. No cameras, though. We're recording the podcucks. You can come with us. Come on. Hello, I'm Jamie Lang. And I Sophie Lang and now we're newly parents. |
| 2:01.8 | Oh yeah we are baby. |
| 2:05.3 | Hello everybody. Welcome back to the podcast. |
| 2:09.4 | Yeah, baby. |
| 2:11.7 | Yeah, baby. |
| 2:13.5 | Yeah, baby. Episode three. |
| 2:16.9 | Up three. Newly parents is all about sleep deprivation of what we've been experiencing so far. Now, honey, because we're sleep-dified. Because we're sleep-deprived in this episode. I'm just going to ask you straight-up question because I really would like you to know. Because I've been scrolling social media recently and I'm just like, it's just all feels a bit down in the dumps. I think we need to lift everyone's spirits. If you |
| 2:37.4 | were going to get someone to run the world, who would it be? Who would it be? If you were going to, |
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