We Hate Sports – October 13, 2025
The Drew Lane Show
The Drew Lane Show
4.8 • 5.9K Ratings
🗓️ 13 October 2025
⏱️ 173 minutes
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Summary
- Eli Zaret joins us after the worst sports weekend, GMA’s breast reduction “trend”, Bill Burr thinks we’re dumb, Mark Sanchez’s ex makes herself known by trashing him, and Bhad Bhabie is a mess.
- We’re LIVE on YouTube as Eli Zaret drops by to recap the Detroit Lions 17-30 loss to the Kansas City Chiefs. Along the way we discuss JuJu Smith-Schuster vs Brian Branch, the heavy breathing of Eric Woodyard during a locker room interview, the insufferable Jackson Mahomes, Eli’s anger at marijuana taxes, Joe Flacco’s new gig with the Cincinnati Bengals, Penn State blows out head coach James Franklin, Bill Belichick’s horrible start at UNC, mediocre Michigan, MSU’s demise, Indiana’s rise, an autopsy on the Detroit Tigers season, Tarik Skubal’s future, Scott Harris straining to do explaining, LeBron James vs a fan, Allen Iverson’s comeback and much more.
- GMA featured a story on the most selfish topic in history: breast reduction surgery.
- Donald Trump is taking a victory lap over the Israel/Hamas peace deal.
- Turns out SOME people actually willingly go to Presidential libraries and museums.
- Bill Burr is getting us some views. Blind Mike Geary is finally turning on Burr. Bill is still trying to weasel his way out of Riyadh Comedy Festival backlash.
- We were so sad about the passing of Sammy Mazawey that we edited out some Tom Mazawey criticism in last week’s Bonerline.
- Drew does not quite understand Theo Von.
- Bella Hadid opens up about her mental health for click and comments.
- Mark Sanchez held an impromptu presser. His smoking hot baby mama, Bobby T, isn’t surprised of his actions.
- Carole Bayer Sager pops off on ‘friend’ Diane Keaton.
- Chrissy Teigen comes out to defend Meghan Markle, but still won’t have a play date.
- The View’s Whoopi Goldberg can’t afford to retire.
- Dan Rather is not a fan of Bari Weiss and her new gig at CBS News.
- Benny Johnson is getting death threats.
- Get yourself some Mando and use promo code DREW.
- If you’d like to help support the show… consider subscribing to our YouTube Channel, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew Lane, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels, Jim Bentley and BranDon).
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to the Drew Lane show. |
| 0:02.5 | So we got a little fight here. |
| 0:03.8 | A little altercation going on. |
| 0:05.1 | I don't know what started it. |
| 0:06.6 | Well, Brian Branch was involved in something, and there was a little exchange, and then people came running. |
| 0:13.7 | I think that was Juju Smith-Schuster who came running into that. |
| 0:17.6 | And look, and there is a pretty significant bra going on here. |
| 0:21.8 | The league's going to take action on that one against Branch. |
| 0:27.6 | Chris. |
| 0:31.6 | Okay, Chris. |
| 0:32.4 | Should we find out how your little boy feels about it? |
| 0:36.3 | That's right. |
| 0:37.0 | I forgot about Jack. |
| 0:38.3 | He also spells his name weird. |
| 0:40.0 | Brand should have been punching the official. |
| 0:43.0 | I can't wait to get into it. |
| 0:44.5 | I'm so mad about the Brian Branch situation. |
| 0:47.6 | Lions lose to the Chiefs. |
| 0:49.1 | We'll get into that in just a second, but tougher when you're playing the Chiefs and the |
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| 1:37.4 | On the time, Monday night football next week. I can't, Mark was just saying there's two afternoon |
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