We Hate Dolphins

Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Comedy, Stand-up

4.8 • 13.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2023

⏱️ 70 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey bad friends, we're gonna be in Durham then we're gonna be in Charlotte and then we're doing our Texas run
0:05.4	Which is San Antonio Houston
0:09.3	Dallas Texas come out and see us once we're done with Texas
0:11.9	We're going to the Pacific Northwest for Seattle and Portland and Spokane
0:14.7	Then we're gonna Arizona baby Phoenix go get those tickets right now at badfriends pod dot com right now
0:20.1	Bad friends pod dot com right now. We'll see you out on the road
0:24.1	You two are bad friends. You're these two idiots
0:30.6	You two are disgusting
0:35.8	You've heard of the moonies. Oh, no, what's the moonies? Yeah, what are the moonies? I don't know what the moonies are
0:41.5	The honeymoon mooners the honeymooners is that's
0:47.5	The moonies now you don't know what the moonies are no
0:50.4	The show the honeymooners I know what the honeymooners is it's a good show, but you know unfair one the black one
0:56.4	Did you ever since no the honey the honeymooners with Sedrick
1:01.2	Sedrick the entertainer had a black honeymooners. No, they did I sort of got they did wait when years ago
1:07.6	That's my favorite one
1:09.6	With Mike Epps Mike Epps Sedrick and who who else is on who are the girls?
1:13.1	I don't know you get really you know how wow. Yeah
1:16.4	Oh, we're watching this on the bus. We have to watch this on the bus. We have to buy this on DVD. Yeah bus. I thought already
1:22.2	I thought in 3D
1:26.6	To the moon Alice yeah, it was an avatar. I stayed at the theater all day. That's it. Yeah, just honey
1:32.5	But the moonies were is a Korean Christian cult. Let me see the moonies the Korean Christian cult the leader has a crown on that's made out of bullets
1:41.0	Oh, man, I'm in moon is the man look at this guy look at this guy a crown of bullets
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