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We Got This with Mark and Hal

We Got This #234 - Denny's vs IHOP vs Perkins

We Got This with Mark and Hal

Hal Lublin and Mark Gagliardi

Thrillingadventurehour, Markgagliardi, Arts, Society & Culture, Hallublin, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Drunkhistory, Welcometonightvale

4.8982 Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2019

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Three chain diners enter. One chain diner leaves. Everybody feels a little sick afterward. Where's the bathroom?

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello I'm Hal Loeblin and I'm Mark Gagliardi.

0:03.0

Since the dawn of humanity one issue has gone unsettled with the fate of the world in the balance.

0:10.0

We're here to settle once and for all.

0:15.9

Denny's, I-HOP or Perkins.

0:18.8

That's right, don't worry everyone.

0:20.2

We got this. Podcast should have a theme song.

0:21.8

Podcast should not have a theme song.

0:24.0

Yes, they should.

0:25.0

No, they shouldn't.

0:26.0

Yeah, but people are just going to skip past it.

0:29.0

Hmm. You know what?

0:31.0

You're right. We got this.

0:37.2

It's funny when you record the, uh, the opening thing.

0:41.5

Yeah. And just make unbroken eye contact with me while you're doing it.

0:44.8

I want you to see it's jarring for you to be staring right in my eyes going,

0:48.3

Danny's eye-hop or Perkins.

0:51.1

That's how I create status.

0:52.4

It's with the two of us, I try to establish it.

0:56.0

I know it's a shifting balance of power, as it should be.

1:00.0

Are you trying to...

1:02.0

Hal, are you about to start peeing on me?

1:04.0

Oh, geez.

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