WE GOT INTO HARVARD!

Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast

Ryan Faucett

Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture, Leisure

4.9 • 3.8K Ratings

🗓️ 2 February 2023

⏱️ 78 minutes

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MERCH: http://bncmerch.com Ad Free & Bonus Episodes: https://bit.ly/tmgstudiosTV_bnc52_video This week, Brooke and Connor pack their bags and move too…HARVARD! Following the one year of BNCMAP, Harvard was so impressed with all the groundbreaking work Brooke and Connor provided to their community and invited them to conduct research inside one of their libraries. We also get a glimpse into 2082 versions of BNC. Big things are happening! Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/BrookeAndConnorHighlights Email us at DearBandC@gmail.com !! If you listen on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/bandc Go to https://whatdoyoumeme.com/letsgetdeep and use code BANDC to get 20% off your order. Go to https://Zocdoc.com/BANDC and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Go to https://ThriveMarket.com/BANDC for 30% off your first order plus a FREE $60 gift! B+C IG: https://www.instagram.com/bncmap/ B+C Twitter: https://twitter.com/bncmap TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang TMG Studios IG: https://www.instagram.com/realtmgstudios/ TMG Studios Twitter: https://twitter.com/realtmgstudios BROOKE https://www.instagram.com/brookeaverick https://twitter.com/ladyefron https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyefron CONNOR https://www.instagram.com/fibula/ https://twitter.com/fibulaa https://www.tiktok.com/@fibulaa 0:00 Old Open 7:11 Harvard...We're Here 11:36 Time To MAP 12:07 What Do You Meme 15:00 The Beginning of a New Era 17:09 Weekend Recap 25:32 Zocdoc 27:47 Tom Brady's Retirement 30:19 The NFL Conspiracy 32:50 We Love Jane Fonda 35:11 Library Tour Tease 36:07 Thrive Market 39:10 The Love Island Curse 41:17 Analyzing Tom Brady's Instagram 44:35 Brooke's YA Novel Idea 47:28 Jeffree Star's NFL Boyfriend 53:20 Tik Tok Mascara Drama 56:02 Scar Girl Drama 59:34 US Geography Challenge 1:01:12 The Mindy Project 1:02:41 Connor's Crazy Hawaii Trip 1:10:00 Communal Showers Are Wack 1:10:38 Airport Celebrity Sightings 1:12:23 The Pillars Of Ethical Clout Chasing 1:15:12 We LIVE Here Now Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	That's exactly why the shape of the banana is in that is in the crescent shape formation rather than
0:11.8	any other shape that you could think of. And there you have it. And that wraps Episode 3,172
0:21.5	of BNC MAP. 60 years. 60 years it's been of this show. I can't believe it. It's been 59 years since we got
0:40.0	that letter from Harvard inviting us to conduct a research from this library. Hello, is he? What is this?
0:53.7	We got a letter. You just got a letter. You just got a letter. Who's it from? Harvard?
1:00.7	BNC MAP 101 January 25. Okay, let's offline. I think that is a prank. Someone...
1:12.6	We're being docs. Got our address. Do you remember what we talked about on that day that we got
1:21.4	that letter? How could I forget? That was the day we talked about and contributed to the public
1:30.7	discourse surrounding the location of the ozone layer and why it's problematic. Okay, here's a
1:40.0	question for you. What is the ozone layer? The atmosphere is like an ogre. Ogres have layers. Like an onion?
1:53.9	Okay. How awful stuff. Yeah, I had no idea. At that time, I had no idea that our little conversations would...
2:04.7	They held weight. The weight that they held couldn't be fathomed. Hey. Hey. Hinesites? Always 50-50.
2:17.9	I've always said that. I wonder... What do you wonder? I do wonder. Which segment of ours specifically
2:31.2	led Harvard to reach out all those years ago? I think I know. I bet it was when we solved the
2:41.2	B.O. crisis. I do think that the owner ultimately, the dependency on it, actually makes your B.O.
2:48.8	Word. Although I will say, my armpit started smelling so bad in third grade and I had never used
2:56.4	the odor before. Probably we're just being exposed to capitalism and it started seeping out through
3:01.8	your pit. No, it was more so my teacher pulled me aside and said, I want to recommend a product to you.
3:08.8	But what about you? You've had some amazing thoughts that could have gotten us here to Harvard.
3:15.9	Think about all of those. Out of the box. Scientific takes that you've had. Yes. I'm glad we finally
3:26.2	were able to disprove science. What a shame. This is the whole thing with the science thing where
3:33.2	it's like scientists have unearthed a new disease that's been locked away in the
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