This is a headgum podcast.

I didn't check levels because I take risks.

So like, what's the deal with Steve Harvey?

What do you mean? He's fucking hilarious.

Yeah. He goes up there and he just fucking gives it like it is. He gives it like it is. I really feel like he's not trying.

I feel like he's not trying either. I feel like he's really just up there and like he, I don't know any comedian in life that's better than just honestly making fun of people.

And it's so effortless.

Yeah, it's not like he went and wrote a joke.

He's just like...

Yeah, because he's waiting for you to fuck up.

Yeah.

The second you show some stupidity, he's going to pounce on you.

This is the uncle you hate to have. I would love to be friends with him.

Yeah, it'd be funny. He's got a lot of weird ideas. How old is he? Oh, he's like 50 something. So he's past that time of like trying to make new friends.

Definitely. So we have no luck and becoming friends with Steve Harvey?

If you're 50 and you're like, hmm, huh?

You don't think at 50 you maybe go, hmm,

there are a lot of people.

I want some new friends now.

They're probably smart, those types of people.

They probably really do experience life,

but your average every day

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